Okay, so here's a story. A true one.
The day was Sunday. I left my apartment around noon, just to walk. It was warm out, and the tourists were a plenty. I was in a rather bleh mood. Not necessarily sad, but provocatively thoughtful with a base in sadness. Anyways, I was just walking around playing angry birds and thinking.
Then I came across the Santa Croce Piazza. This is just a large plaza with where people gather. I sat down on one bench across from the church. I'm just there people watching, thinking, playing angry birds.
Then, 3 women walk towards me and sit down on the bench next to me.
Woman 1-
She was black, approximately 40, and she was a nun. I know this because she had her nun outfit on. She was very confident, tough, and outgoing. I know this because she was driving a hard bargain with the street vendors that would approach her. She negotiated down to her price on several different goods.
Woman 2-
She appeared hispanic and I would later find out she was from Peru. She appeared to be in her early thirties, and she was also dressed as a nun. She was quieter than the first, and had a pleasant smile on her face. She was smiling and looked relatively happy.
Woman 3-
She was also black, but the only one not dressed as a nun. She appeared to be the oldest of the three, maybe slightly older than 40. She was also the unhappiest, quietest, and largest of the three.
So they sat next to me, and about 4-5 minutes had passed. I really wanted to say something to them. I do this thing where I get inside my head, and sometimes remain stuck there. Creating potential conversations, having and re-having them. Just over and over again saying the words in my head. Heres an example of one of the conversations going on. (Translated to English)
Me- Hello, what's your name? Do you speak english?
Woman 2- Hello, my name is ... yes I speak english
Me- small talk...
Woman 2- small talk...
me- are you married?
Woman 2- no
me- Have you ever loved someone?
Woman 2- yes
Me- What happened?
etc...
Obviously it was more elaborate in my head, but basically I was just looking to talk to a stranger. Have a honest deep conversation with a random stranger. But I couldn't get myself to say the words out loud. Normally I am very outgoing, but I got stuck up there.
Then, all of a sudden. Woman 2 and I make eye contact and she holds out her hand. In her hand she is holding a juice box, and she says, "here."
I was like, "... Gratzie." That was it, no other conversation. Just gratzie. Not exactly what I was thinking in my head, but I had a juicebox. It was succo de pera. Pear juice. Delicious.
A few minutes later we begin talking. I don't remember who began the conversation. But I remember that she didn't speak english or Italian, so we began speaking in spanish. Then Woman 1 joined in, but speaking in Italian. Then this language triangle began. I think that they thought I was much more fluent in the languages they were speaking than I actually am. For example, woman 1 would say something to me in italian that I would understand a little of. And then if I looked confused, Woman 2 would translate it for me into spanish, thinking it was my native tongue. Silence is a good portrayal of knowledge I guess. Anyways it went on for a while, and it was cool. I learned that they were here surveying Italy for some reason that I would have to guess was to help their mother live or do research or something. I dont know.
Then a few more minutes of silence. And all of a sudden, woman 1 hands me a Chino soda. And then a package of crackers. AND THEN A CAN OF MEAT! And I was just holding these things in my hands like..."Do they think I'm homeless." So I took a few seconds to survey my appearance to check and see if I might come off as homeless, but no. I looked presentable, other than the fact that I was now cupping crackers, soda, and canned meat in my outstretched hands. So again I was like, "Gracias." Had I known more of their languages I might have better understood why. But the from what I gathered from what they were saying, well they said something like this.
"Dont worry, we dont need eat. Eat, Eat! We dont need it, especially this one (woman 3) she is fat. We are very pretty and we are trying to keep our figures! eat, eat! Mangia!"
A few minutes went bye, and then they left. We said goodbye, and woman 3 still had not said a word the entire time.